LiQuid wrote:I'm glad you're having fun but I literally stopped reading at "Michelle Rodriguez."
KindGalaxy wrote:I imagine a Todd Phillips movie where Liquid, Kenzo, Lemonfresh and I are on the mission to get Konanda laid before graduation, not just laid once, but laid in every state in the USA; including Alaska and Hawaii. It's vacation time!
Todd Phillips would direct.
Luke Wilson plays Konanda as the straight-laced college student who's never touched a bong in his life (but soon will, as the movie progresses, with HILARIOUS results). His first and only sexual experience was when he was 16 and he cried at the end, this lead to his insane urge to 'do good at school' which none of the others understand.
Will Farrel would play Liquid as the loud-mouthed alcoholic who drums up having sex with hundreds of chicks but infact he's still a virgin (he bangs a chick in Hawaii, later marries her in the credit roll pictures). He swears alot, and gets the group into trouble with the FBI, Hawaii-Five-O (Grace Park makes a short appearance in this movie, she actually is the one that deflowers Liquid and they get married at the end).
Ken Jeong plays Kenzo, as the anti-stereotype Asian, he has an 11 inch dong, the opening scene that introduces Kenzo is him in a threesome, as a goat walks past the bed with Kenzo's jeans in his mouth. He's a sex fiend, who knows how to make sushi.
Zach Galifianakis plays Lemonfresh as the quiet, smooth talker who is the biggest stoner ever but always has something profound to say, he is like Confucius on dope.
Ed Helms plays me as the married guy who wants to come along because he's wanting to chase some tail after getting married at 18, getting a job, as all his friends went to college, he wants some excitement, has the money and comes up with the whole plan to get Konanda laid in all 50 states.
Konanda wrote:6) Have fun when Master Higgins likely locks this thread. Personally I don't care but this has seemed to be the pattern whenever someone makes a moronic topic about one forum user.
Konanda wrote:Also this film sounds pretty meh. I mean I'm pretty sure I've seen about three or four teen comedies like this.
KindGalaxy wrote:Konanda wrote:6) Have fun when Master Higgins likely locks this thread. Personally I don't care but this has seemed to be the pattern whenever someone makes a moronic topic about one forum user.
That was a thread that got locked cos Liquid has a sore bum about Jinpei. This is a movie pitch involving fellow users in a fun manner, now; who plays your love interest?
I think we get Eliza Dushku, with glasses, all nerdy up but in the end she takes the glasses off and we find out she's a total babe.
LiQuid wrote:ITT: Konanda pulling a Jinpei
KindGalaxy wrote:LiQuid wrote:I'm glad you're having fun but I literally stopped reading at "Michelle Rodriguez."
She was a cheap choice, we have a 20 million dollar budget here man, we can't be getting Megan Fox.
kenzo wrote:Hah, reading this thread made my day. Don't get so upset Ko, its all in good fun. Apparently I'm an insanely deviant sex fiend with a third leg? Why not?
Of course it's uninspired. It's Road Trip meets Old School, with a lot of the same players involved. But as a joke on a forum, it's pretty good. Don't over think it.Konanda wrote:Read the post at the top of this page. I'm not upset it just seems like an uninspired movie. Some of what KindGalaxy wrote I thought was funny but the rest screamed generic teen comedy. Like I said though I've watched worse before.kenzo wrote:Hah, reading this thread made my day. Don't get so upset Ko, its all in good fun. Apparently I'm an insanely deviant sex fiend with a third leg? Why not?
PantslessJedi wrote:With the title change, you can set up for a series of awkward attempts to get laid which inevitably fail, yet draw the audience to the main character out of pity!
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