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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby LiQuid » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 2:17am


What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby flufflogic » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 4:57am

Right, bag is loaded for the week ahead - Clash of the Titans, The Room, and to wrap the week off...

I'm gonna see Human Centipede.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 8:44am

LiQuid wrote:

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!


Just think: this is your chance to see a severed penis...IN 3D!!!!
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 8:47am

Creep wrote:Oh yeah, an awesome piece of shit. Take the guy that directed Haute Tension and The Hills Have Eyes, give him a b-movie premise, a handful of actors past their prime, boobs, blood, and over the top gore, and you have the best movie of the summer.


Did you actually watch it? How was it?

Mr_eX wrote:Movie looks awesome to me


Same questions as above.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 12:16pm

I haven't seen it and probably wont till its on Blu-Ray.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 12:37pm

Mr_eX wrote:I haven't seen it and probably wont till its on Blu-Ray.


Yet you won't drop the money to see it in theatres, despite your claim of how awesome it looks? :?
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby kenzo » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 12:45pm

jinpei05 wrote:
LiQuid wrote:

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!


Just think: this is your chance to see a severed penis...IN 3D!!!!

OMG! Thanks for reminding me, Jinpei!

Speaking of severed penis, you guys all need to go out and watch "Teeth". What a fucking horrible horror film. It's not scary in the conventional way at all. But it is horrifying because there is so much penis-severing going on. It's really disturbing, and I promise your balls will retreat up into your body cavity by the end of the film.

The basic premise of the film: this stupid chick gets 'date grape' all the time, but the joke is on them! Because she's got "vagina dentata", aka, motherfucking crazy sharp teeth up in that snatch that bite down and sever penises when she feels threatened. And by the end of the film, she goes on a murdering spree by cutting people's junk off and letting them die of blood loss. Easily one of the worst films I've ever seen.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby flufflogic » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 1:23pm

Teeth and Hard Candy are true ballshrinkers.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 22nd, 2010 @ 7:04pm

jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:I haven't seen it and probably wont till its on Blu-Ray.


Yet you won't drop the money to see it in theatres, despite your claim of how awesome it looks? :?


Why pay $15 to watch it once when you can pay $20 and watch it an infinite number of times
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 8:50am

Mr_eX wrote:
jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:I haven't seen it and probably wont till its on Blu-Ray.


Yet you won't drop the money to see it in theatres, despite your claim of how awesome it looks? :?


Why pay $15 to watch it once when you can pay $20 and watch it an infinite number of times


Better yet, why not skip it entirely and save yourself money and time wasted on a horrible flick???
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Bobloblaw » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 10:25am

flufflogic wrote:Teeth and Hard Candy are true ballshrinkers.


Teeth is a dark comedy. Hard Candy is just plain wrong.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 10:47am

jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:
jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:I haven't seen it and probably wont till its on Blu-Ray.


Yet you won't drop the money to see it in theatres, despite your claim of how awesome it looks? :?


Why pay $15 to watch it once when you can pay $20 and watch it an infinite number of times


Better yet, why not skip it entirely and save yourself money and time wasted on a horrible flick???


No one that has seen it has said its horrible.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby lemon-fresh » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 10:58am



Kinda wanna see this movie now...
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby kenzo » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 11:14am

Bobloblaw wrote:
flufflogic wrote:Teeth and Hard Candy are true ballshrinkers.


Teeth is a dark comedy.
Is it a 'dark comedy' in the same way that The Room is a dark comedy?
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Bobloblaw » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 1:27pm

kenzo wrote:
Bobloblaw wrote:
flufflogic wrote:Teeth and Hard Candy are true ballshrinkers.


Teeth is a dark comedy.
Is it a 'dark comedy' in the same way that The Room is a dark comedy?


No. The intent to be funny is clear from the beginning of Teeth.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 1:35pm

Mr_eX wrote:No one that has seen it has said its horrible.


I'd consider a rather large grain of salt for anyone who said that movie was awesome.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby kenzo » Aug 23rd, 2010 @ 1:41pm

Bobloblaw wrote:
kenzo wrote:
Bobloblaw wrote:Teeth is a dark comedy.
Is it a 'dark comedy' in the same way that The Room is a dark comedy?
No. The intent to be funny is clear from the beginning of Teeth.
I'm just not seeing it.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 6:55am

jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:No one that has seen it has said its horrible.


I'd consider a rather large grain of salt for anyone who said that movie was awesome.


You have to lack any kind of sense of humor to think it looks horrible.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 9:48am

Mr_eX wrote:
jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:No one that has seen it has said its horrible.


I'd consider a rather large grain of salt for anyone who said that movie was awesome.


You have to lack any kind of sense of humor to think it looks horrible.


Says the guy who won't even pay to see it in theaters.

Look, regardless of what an aggregate site or your friends say, the final judgment is up to you. And your vote of no-confidence by not seeing it now doesn't say much for your opinion on it either. It could very well be stupid campy fun, but awesome? That's reaching a bit far.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 10:30am

jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:
jinpei05 wrote:
Mr_eX wrote:No one that has seen it has said its horrible.


I'd consider a rather large grain of salt for anyone who said that movie was awesome.


You have to lack any kind of sense of humor to think it looks horrible.


Says the guy who won't even pay to see it in theaters.

Look, regardless of what an aggregate site or your friends say, the final judgment is up to you. And your vote of no-confidence by not seeing it now doesn't say much for your opinion on it either. It could very well be stupid campy fun, but awesome? That's reaching a bit far.


Not seeing it in the theater is not a vote of no-confidence, I know for a fact that I will like the movie. I havevn't seen many movies in the theater this summer.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby LiQuid » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 10:36am

Seeing a movie at the cinema is increasingly becoming a completely worthless experience for the customer. I only really ever do it for absolutely must see movies. Maybe once or twice a year total.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:03am

LiQuid wrote:Seeing a movie at the cinema is increasingly becoming a completely worthless experience for the customer. I only really ever do it for absolutely must see movies. Maybe once or twice a year total.


Don't you guys have AMC Theaters in Wisconsin? Their new pricing scheme makes it hard to pass up a movie in a theater. Only five bucks for any show Mon-Thu, any time, excluding Holiday and Weekday Film Openings. I'll tolerate obnoxious movie patrons at that price.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:08am

I hate it when people put gum on the bottom of the cup holders on the arm rests.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:15am

Mr_eX wrote:I hate it when people put gum on the bottom of the cup holders on the arm rests.


Because your fingers naturally end up in there, right??? Me too... :oops:
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby kenzo » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:29am

LiQuid wrote:Seeing a movie at the cinema is increasingly becoming a completely worthless experience for the customer. I only really ever do it for absolutely must see movies. Maybe once or twice a year total.
It's still a peerless option for dates though.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:37am

kenzo wrote:
LiQuid wrote:Seeing a movie at the cinema is increasingly becoming a completely worthless experience for the customer. I only really ever do it for absolutely must see movies. Maybe once or twice a year total.
It's still a peerless option for dates though.


Seriously??? If I'm on a date with someone, I'd rather be looking at them for two hours instead of at a screen with no real conversation.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby kenzo » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:38am

jinpei05 wrote:
kenzo wrote:
LiQuid wrote:Seeing a movie at the cinema is increasingly becoming a completely worthless experience for the customer. I only really ever do it for absolutely must see movies. Maybe once or twice a year total.
It's still a peerless option for dates though.
Seriously??? If I'm on a date with someone, I'd rather be looking at them for two hours instead of at a screen with no real conversation.
You're obviously doing it wrong.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:44am

kenzo wrote:You're obviously doing it wrong.


Obviously, so why don't you give me the scoop???
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby kenzo » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:54am

jinpei05 wrote:
kenzo wrote:You're obviously doing it wrong.

Obviously, so why don't you give me the scoop???

You don't watch the movie when you go on dates, silly. You cuddle, make out, and feel up your lady-friend the entire time in the back of the theater. I feel like this goes without saying.
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Re: What's the WORST movie you've ever watched?

Postby jinpei05 » Aug 24th, 2010 @ 11:57am

kenzo wrote:
jinpei05 wrote:
kenzo wrote:You're obviously doing it wrong.

Obviously, so why don't you give me the scoop???

You don't watch the movie when you go on dates, silly. You cuddle, make out, and feel up your lady-friend the entire time in the back of the theater. I feel like this goes without saying.


I can do this in the comfort and privacy of my/her place without having to pay for movie tickets, so unless you've got an exhibitionist fetish or just don't care who gawks at you, I'd rather go to a movie theater to see a movie. :D
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