[jinpei05]

For an Indiana Jones film, it WAS fucking terrible. Goddamn Shia Lebouf to hell!!!!

[kenzo]

For an Indiana Jones film, it WAS fucking terrible. Goddamn Shia Lebouf to hell!!!!

I'd say it was a better out-of-place-had-no-business-being-made-franchise-destroying-sequel than Life Free or Die Hard. Crystal Skull at least resembled an Indiana Jones film. Die Hard 4 was a good film, but a fucking shitty as fuck Die Hard.

[RedPanda77]

Adventureland.

The new, Clash of the Titans. They thought they were going to make action figures.

[LiQuid]

Adventureland wasn't too horrible. At least it didn't have Michael Cera.

And they may not be making action figures for CotT (are you sure they aren't?) but they're making a sequel!!!

[Raine]

I'd say it was a better out-of-place-had-no-business-being-made-franchise-destroying-sequel than Life Free or Die Hard. Crystal Skull at least resembled an Indiana Jones film. Die Hard 4 was a good film, but a fucking shitty as fuck Die Hard.

I like the first Die Hard and fucking LOVE Die Hard With a Vengeance. I watched a couple trailers, noted the PG-13 rating, and decide there was no way in hell I would ever watch Die Hard 4. I have yet to hear anything that makes me regret this decision.

To add another "worst movie ever", I don't think I've ever brought up The Invention of Lying. That movie is a pile of shit. Horrendous writing, bad acting, bad pacing, bad camera work, bad everything. That movie should be an embarrassment to everyone that participated in it's creation.

[Voxtrinus]

Bleh.

[kenzo]

I like the first Die Hard and fucking LOVE Die Hard With a Vengeance. I watched a couple trailers, noted the PG-13 rating, and decide there was no way in hell I would ever watch Die Hard 4. I have yet to hear anything that makes me regret this decision.

It was actually a really good film with some good action and a decent plot. It's worth watching just to see Bruce Willis do his thing in a film again (it's been far too long) because god damnit, Bruce Willis is the greatest action hero of the 20th century. But if you go into it expecting all the usual trappings of a Die Hard film, they're conspicuously absent. Just pretend you're watching a film titled "Hackers 2" or some shit and you'll come away pleased.

[Mr_eX]

I like the first Die Hard and fucking LOVE Die Hard With a Vengeance.

So you're saying you like Die Hard with a Vengeance more than the first Die Hard?

[kenzo]

I like the first Die Hard and fucking LOVE Die Hard With a Vengeance.

So you're saying you like Die Hard with a Vengeance more than the first Die Hard?

Yeah, I thought that was a wrong answer as well... but at least he appreciates Die Hard in some capacity.

[Mr_eX]

The first Die Hard is probably the best action movie ever made.

[Bobloblaw]

The first Die Hard is probably the best action movie ever made.

It is one of my favorite Christmas movies.

[Raine]

I am indeed saying I like Die Hard With A Vengeance more than Die Hard. I think a lot of the reasons why is that the third movie came out right when I was the age that I was getting heavy into action movies and I watched the shit out of that movie. I didn't even see the orginal Die Hard until years after. Despite that I still think a case can be made that Die Hard With a Vengance is the superior movie. . . but I haven't watched either movie in years, so I'm not in position to make this case.

This discussion, however, has enlightened me on a huge gap in my DVD collection. I had thought I had pretty much purchased every movie worth owning, but the fact that I don't own ANY Die Hard movies is a travesty, and I am ashamed.

[kenzo]

The first Die Hard is probably the best action movie ever made.

Drop the 'probably' and you've found the truth.

Funniest moment in film history:


Most badass moment in film history:

[kenzo]

I am indeed saying I like Die Hard With A Vengeance more than Die Hard. I think...
<blah blah stupid reasons>
...I still think a case can be made that Die Hard With a Vengance is the superior movie.

Dude, I was willing to give you a pass on your silliness, but you had to go and ruin that. At least you acknowledge the fact that you might be wrong. Go and buy the Blurays, rewatch them in order, and I dare you to come back and tell me Die Hard isn't a better film.

And don't get me wrong, I loved Die Hard with a Vengeance... but it kind of suffers a bit of Die Hard 4 Syndrome. You do know that it's based on some random novel which was completely unrelated to Die Hard? They just decided to shoe-horn John McClain in, in order to have that Die Hard brand to sell extra tickets. My eyes still hurt to this day because of how hard I rolled them in my head when they decided to make the tenuous and retarded connection to Hans Gruber.

[LiQuid]

The first Die Hard is probably the best action movie ever made.

Commando says what?

[kenzo]

The first Die Hard is probably the best action movie ever made.

Commando says what?

Commando is a different kind of cool. When I watch Commando, I can't conceive of this possibly happening. It's fantasy. Die Hard takes a route most action films never do and provide consequences and realism. When he's picking the glass out of his feet? Fucking badass and real, yo.

[Mr_eX]

The only action movie I can think of that might be better than Die Hard is Aliens and it's not a pure action movie so I don't know if it counts.

[kenzo]

Die Hard Collection on Bluray from Amazon.com: $33.

[Bobloblaw]

The first Die Hard is probably the best action movie ever made.

Commando says what?

Keep an eye out, they'll be coming. You're downwind, the air currents might tip them off

[Raine]

Commando says what?

The pinnacle of stupid ass action movies has got to be Con Air. Cage's accent alone makes that thing a winner.

[Bobloblaw]

Commando says what?

The pinnacle of stupid ass action movies has got to be Con Air. Steve Buscemi's character alone makes that thing a winner.

[indieinsd]

Commando says what?

The pinnacle of stupid ass action movies has got to be Con Air. Steve Buscemi's character alone makes that thing a winner.

Chapelle wasn't too bad either. Con-Air is fucking great for what it was.

[MacBooey87]

Sideways. Worst movie ever made. Could be that I live where they filmed the movie so now I have to deal with retarded wine snobs all the time.

[flufflogic]

I'd say the Die Hard movies are good in the order they were released, best to least best. None are bad.

CotT, though, is indeed fucking awful.

[Raine]

Con-Air is fucking great for what it was.

We've named three awesome things about it so far, and could easily name more. This movie really is great in it's own way. I wonder if the people making it set out to make the movie they did, or it's just a lucky coincidence?

[BEARinaMANSUIT]

Con Air is awesome.

Repo: The Genetic Opera is the worst movie ever made, has that been said before? Repo: The Genetic Opera is the worst movie ever made. Nothing can top it's worthlessness.

[jinpei05]

Repo: The Genetic Opera is the worst movie ever made, has that been said before? Repo: The Genetic Opera is the worst movie ever made. Nothing can top it's worthlessness.

Clips, please. I must see this abortion you speak of.

[Mr_eX]

[kenzo]

Fail - Embedding disabled by request.

[jinpei05]

Fail - Embedding disabled by request.

So click the Watch on YouTube link, lazy ass!!!