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Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Jan 23rd, 2012 @ 3:10am
by LiQuid
First episode is out there. I watched it. It was more Spartacus.

1. New Sparty is a pretty good proxy for OG Sparty but he lacks in two very important aspects: Presence and Muscles. Both could improve, but I don't see it happening. He doesn't command with his voice the way OGS did and he looks like he has way too much babyfat on him. OGS was cut like a fucking statue. This guy just looks kind of jiggly.

2. Whore house scene = Better than everything from season 1 combined.

Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Jan 23rd, 2012 @ 4:46am
by kenzo
LiQuid wrote:OGS was cut like a fucking statue. This guy just looks kind of jiggly.
Freedom does that.

Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Jan 23rd, 2012 @ 5:13am
by LiQuid
More like freedom fries.

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PostPosted: Jan 26th, 2012 @ 3:57pm
by Mr_eX
New guy is too soft spoken

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PostPosted: Jan 26th, 2012 @ 4:00pm
by LiQuid
And too soft muscled. I covered this in the op.

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PostPosted: Jan 26th, 2012 @ 4:29pm
by Mr_eX
Spartacus 1 was able to standout amongst over the top characters but I think the new guy is going to be overshadowed. I miss Batiatus

Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Feb 13th, 2012 @ 12:14am
by LiQuid
This season sucks worse than the first. No direction. Just a lot of bellyaching.

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PostPosted: Feb 26th, 2012 @ 5:35am
by LiQuid
Every new episode of this show re-establishes peak stupid. Also this entire season has been a series of one bad idea after another. Also this season has way too many fucking women (at least they are mostly showing their titties). Also this season has completely destroyed Crixy's ability to be a badass. Also Spartacus is still a fucking wimp. Seriously, check out his legs this episode. Flabby and fucking ridiculous. They should have fucking held off production of this shit an extra year or however long it would have taken to cram this new asshole full of Russian Bear 5000 and get him in a gym 24 fucking 7. I hate this guy. He looks like I could kick his ass.

Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Feb 26th, 2012 @ 11:59am
by Mr_eX
Varro from the first season has been cast as John McClane's son in Die Hard 5. Also they're making Die Hard 5

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 10:56am
by LiQuid
You know how you can tell you're watching a Starz production? Cause dozens of times throughout this season they keep reusing the old House Batiatus gladiator training group set for some random bullshit scenes.

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 10:26pm
by Mr_eX
Well some of the characters live there...

Also the CG from the arena was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV in a long time.

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 10:51pm
by LiQuid
This is the chick that used to be Crixy's bitch, Nivea (For Men)

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And this is the chick that turned him into a sniveling sack of shit this season.

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 11:07pm
by kenzo
Both those women are incredibly attractive.

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 11:22pm
by LiQuid
There's only one woman there. The second one is an extra from Walking Dead.

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 11:24pm
by kenzo
You're crazy.

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PostPosted: Mar 4th, 2012 @ 11:46pm
by LiQuid
GIVE US A KISS KENZO

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Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Mar 5th, 2012 @ 12:17am
by kenzo
I would kiss that all day. Why do you hate beautiful people?

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PostPosted: Mar 5th, 2012 @ 1:22am
by LiQuid
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PostPosted: Mar 11th, 2012 @ 12:16am
by LiQuid
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PostPosted: Mar 24th, 2012 @ 12:14pm
by Mr_eX
Season redeeming episode last night.

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PostPosted: Mar 24th, 2012 @ 1:10pm
by LiQuid
Doubt it. Much like TWD, this season of Spartacus can't be redeemed. There could be a good episode surrounded by bullshit, but nothing they can do can make the lead up to it worth watching.

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PostPosted: Mar 24th, 2012 @ 10:34pm
by kevinep3
Yeah idk this episode was really good and it looks like the rest of the season should be pretty awesome

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PostPosted: Mar 24th, 2012 @ 11:10pm
by LiQuid
I'm half way through it and so far it sucks shit just like every other episode of this stupid show. No single episode is going to make this show not have the stupidest dialog in all of television or make this entire pointless plot of this season somehow any more entertaining.

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PostPosted: Mar 25th, 2012 @ 6:27am
by MrBiggs
I'm curious what you don't like about the dialog because until my free Starz ran out, I was loving the dialect. I'm guessing your problem is more with what they have to say and not how they say it?

Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Mar 25th, 2012 @ 11:16am
by LiQuid
It's overwrought and terrible. Like some fucking man-apes flunked Shakespeare 101 and decided, "Fuck it let's write a historical drama anyways. It's only fucking Starz..." Everybody uses the most shitty, fake-Latin derived bullshit with no possessives like "your" or "my." Here's a Spartacus drinking game for you, every time the word "a" could have fit into a sentence but isn't there because the writers are trying to sound all literary n' shit, take a drink. You will be dead before you see your first set of titties. Instead we get sentences like "This was but fucking test!?" (lol, butt-fucking) and "I would see words turned to action!" This whole fucking show is painful to listen to. An explosion of violence will go some distance in making the show watchable, and by all rights watching two people fuck while drenched in the blood of a recently murdered mistress would be the absolute highlight of a good series, but it does nothing in this show after I have to sit through a whole episode full of grade school play caliber political maneuvering on top of an already nonsensical premise (why the FUCK did it take an entire season for the Roman army to attack Spartacus' zero bedroom shack in the middle of fucking nowhere? This shit should have happened in episode fucking ONE.)

Fuck this show. I can't wait for it to be over along with TWD so I can be left with nothing but Mad Men, GoT and True Blood for the rest of my warm months.

Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Mar 26th, 2012 @ 8:42am
by MrBiggs
Do you know Latin? I don't (it's a shame; my high school offered it too), but from the admittedly tiny research I've done it appears that, while the writers don't strictly adhere to the rules of latin grammar, they hew pretty close.

Maybe it's just the thrill of something new and different, but I liked the way the speech on Spartacus felt more obfuscated and metaphorical than our own, everyday language.

But I guess if you're just looking for sex and violence and sex-violence then I could see how it gets in the way, like story in a porn.

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PostPosted: Mar 26th, 2012 @ 12:45pm
by LiQuid
No, I'm looking for a competently plotted drama that doesn't sound like a grade school production of Hamlet.

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PostPosted: Apr 1st, 2012 @ 12:44am
by LiQuid
Hahaha, this show might be the worst ever made. I'll tune in for the season finale when all these dumb fucks get crucified but not watching a single episode until then. I can't believe that cunty fucking bitch killed Ashur, literally the only interesting character in this entire show.

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Re: Spartacus: Season Poo, er 2!

PostPosted: Oct 11th, 2018 @ 4:47am
by michellemorton
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