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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby Mr_eX » May 6th, 2015 @ 6:24am

LiQuid wrote:ROLF! I just totaled up the run times of all the ones I haven't seen. ELEVEN U.S. HOURS!

What are the chances that I get even TEN minutes worth of actual entertainment out of that entire marathon?


Just watch The Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy. They're the two best Marvel movies.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby CrossXhunteR » May 6th, 2015 @ 6:53am

Liquid, since you have obviously looked at it recently, give a list of what you have seen and what you have not seen.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 6th, 2015 @ 12:54pm

It's just everything after Avengers.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby CrossXhunteR » May 6th, 2015 @ 12:59pm

Iron Man 3 was okay. Thor 2 was okay. Cap 2 was good. GotG was good, but separate.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby kenzo » May 6th, 2015 @ 1:12pm

Thor 2 was the first time in over a decade that I fell asleep in the middle of the theater. That movie was not good.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 6th, 2015 @ 1:28pm

The first Thor is maybe the worst movie ever made based on a comic book.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 6th, 2015 @ 1:33pm

I think Man of Steel makes me retroactively hate all Marvel movies even more than I already did. The action in Marvel movies is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby DarthEnder » May 6th, 2015 @ 7:03pm

LiQuid wrote:I think Man of Steel makes me retroactively hate all Marvel movies even more than I already did.

That's fair. Man of Steel makes me retroactively hate you even more than I already did because you like it.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 6th, 2015 @ 7:27pm

You're a very miserable person DarthEnder.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby DarthEnder » May 6th, 2015 @ 7:54pm

LiQuid wrote:You're a very miserable person DarthEnder.

Says the guy that spends most of his time hating on anything most people like.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 6th, 2015 @ 9:29pm

Not sure how you can say that after the sheer amount of energy I've expended extolling the virtues of Man of Steel. I like what I like and dislike what I don't and I'll go to whatever lengths I can discussing something's merits or lack thereof regardless of which side of the fence I'm on, as long as I've got someone making counter points on the other side.

Wanna talk about how amazing Taylor Swift is? I imagine I'm not the only person that loves her.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby DarthEnder » May 7th, 2015 @ 12:03am

LiQuid wrote:Not sure how you can say that after the sheer amount of energy I've expended extolling the virtues of Man of Steel.

But that's just it. I've never heard anyone but you, Kenzo and Higgins say they liked MoS. But everybody loves the Marvel movies, but you apparently hate all of them.

You like what people hate, and you hate what people like. So either your taste is terrible, or you are trolling all the time.

I suspect it's the latter, because the Marvel movies are so varied, I can see hating some of them but hating all of them requires you to pretty much just be faking it.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 12:40am

I like Punisher War Zone a lot. Iron Man 1 was alright. Avengers was all right. Probably some others. Most of the rest of them have been an affront to my sensibilities. I'm not trolling. You can check my ratings of pretty much every movie I've ever seen here:

http://www.criticker.com/?fl&user=LiQuid3600

I'm not as mindlessly amused by CG cartoon bullshit as most nerds are, which is why Marvel movies typically do nothing but put me to sleep, but I like a lot of the same shitty stereotypically nerdy movies the rest of you idiots like.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby DarthEnder » May 7th, 2015 @ 12:41am

Okay fiiiiiiine.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby CrossXhunteR » May 7th, 2015 @ 4:35am

I like how you seem to think that it is literally impossible for people to like Man of Steel. People weren't committing suicide after the movie was done.

Liquid, you didn't like the 2009 Sherlocke Holmes movie?
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 4:51am

Both of those modern Sherlock movies were abominations. I'm pretty sure I debated turning them both off the entire time I watched them.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby meDotJS » May 7th, 2015 @ 6:05am


Olympus has Fallen - 90

How is that even possible?
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 6:26am

That's one of the best action movies I've seen in 20 years. I just got done yelling at Higgins/nerds for running out and watching junk-tier, comic book movies multiple times in the theaters, but I watched Olympus has Fallen and then the day after I saw it I watched it again. There are NOT enough R-rated, savage, over-the top action movies anymore. It makes me fucking sad to think about it.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby CrossXhunteR » May 7th, 2015 @ 6:53am

Did you watch John Wick?
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 6:59am

Not yet. Looks good.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby meDotJS » May 7th, 2015 @ 7:46am

LiQuid wrote:That's one of the best action movies I've seen in 20 years. I just got done yelling at Higgins/nerds for running out and watching junk-tier, comic book movies multiple times in the theaters, but I watched Olympus has Fallen and then the day after I saw it I watched it again. There are NOT enough R-rated, savage, over-the top action movies anymore. It makes me fucking sad to think about it.

I don't buy that bullshit. If that's what you want then the first two Expendables films are much better for R-rated, savage, over-the-top action movies than Olympus has Fallen, which outside of the part where they take over the White House is just an uninteresting trainwreck of bad action, bad writing, bad acting, etc, yet you gave Expendables (1&2) 30s.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby kenzo » May 7th, 2015 @ 9:31am

Medot... Expendables are awful man... They're such joyless, cynical, awful films...
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby meDotJS » May 7th, 2015 @ 10:50am

When did I ever say otherwise?

You have no idea my hatred for Olympus has Fallen. It's seriously one of the worst films to come out in the last 5 years.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 1:54pm

Haha, Expendables!!! Medot, go jump in Lake Michigan.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby Vyria » May 7th, 2015 @ 2:26pm

kenzo wrote:Medot... Expendables are awful man... They're such joyless, cynical, awful films...

The first one yeah.

The second was waaay more tongue in cheek and enjoyable.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby DarthEnder » May 7th, 2015 @ 7:10pm

Vyria wrote:The first one yeah.

The second was waaay more tongue in cheek and enjoyable.

This. The first one felt like they didn't realize that their concept was a complete joke.

Like early Fast Furious movies vs. later ones.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby meDotJS » May 7th, 2015 @ 9:06pm

LiQuid wrote:Haha, Expendables!!! Medot, go jump in Lake Michigan.

Says the guy who likes Olympus has Fallen.

Like seriously, how is this not one of the worst things you've ever seen?

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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby kenzo » May 7th, 2015 @ 9:20pm

Medot, how is that not one of the most amazing things you've ever seen???

I think this is one of those occasions where it's best to just take a step back and lick your wounds rather than further doing more damage to yourself.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 9:45pm

Gamer spends way too much time kicking the shit out of DPRK fuckwits to learn nerdy computer bullshit. Absolutely incredible movie. I think I need to watch it again.
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Re: Agents of SHIELD

Postby LiQuid » May 7th, 2015 @ 10:19pm

The only reason I can think of for hating Olympus has Fallen is that you hate America and WANT the president to be kidnapped by the DPRK and used as a bargaining chip to forward their nefarious plots. I hope you're on some FBI watch list now, Medot, you fucking fascist.
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