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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Jul 18th, 2011 @ 12:44pm

Breaking Bad is infinitely better than True Blood. It's on a whole other level. Just because this show is hilarious and fun to watch doesn't put it on the same stage as other, actually good shows.
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Jul 25th, 2011 @ 1:22am

This week's episode was alright. Not as high-octane as previous ones, but it was still full of lulz.

"hoty!" "jason?" "oh hoyt!" "jason!" "HOYT!!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: True Blood

Postby Mr_eX » Jul 25th, 2011 @ 6:23am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Bill making his great great great great great granddaughter scream and run at the sight of him
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 1st, 2011 @ 1:39am

What the god damned fuck with this show... Sookie and Eric fucking in the woods to Neko Case might be the single most memorably retarded thing I have ever seen in this show. Aside from that travesty, a whole lot of bullshit this episode. I'd rather rewatch Nan's funeral episode again than sit through another episode of this caliber.
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Re: True Blood

Postby Coctopus » Aug 1st, 2011 @ 9:37am

I thought the head twisting hate fuck Bill had last season was pretty messed up and pretty ridiculous. I haven't watched last night's episode yet, but it's on my list of important things to do today.
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 1st, 2011 @ 1:55pm

LiQuid wrote:What the god damned fuck with this show... Sookie and Eric fucking in the woods to Neko Case might be the single most memorably retarded thing I have ever seen in this show. Aside from that travesty, a whole lot of bullshit this episode. I'd rather rewatch Nan's funeral episode again than sit through another episode of this caliber.
Yeah, not much happened in this episode. It was a kinda boring tweener episode that was more about foreshadowing than anything.
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Re: True Blood

Postby Rosered » Aug 2nd, 2011 @ 8:54pm

kenzo wrote:Yeah, not much happened in this episode. It was a kinda boring tweener episode that was more about foreshadowing than anything.


I agree, last episode was way boring. But I enjoyed seeing Terry holding an armadillo. It looked like the actor really did not want to have that thing in his hands ahahah
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 2nd, 2011 @ 9:52pm

I'm pretty disappointed that Jason didn't turn into a werepanther.
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Re: True Blood

Postby Mr_eX » Aug 2nd, 2011 @ 10:26pm

Rosered wrote:
kenzo wrote:Yeah, not much happened in this episode. It was a kinda boring tweener episode that was more about foreshadowing than anything.


I agree, last episode was way boring. But I enjoyed seeing Terry holding an armadillo. It looked like the actor really did not want to have that thing in his hands ahahah


I think every scene would be better if everyone was holding armadillos
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 2:13am

Now THAT was an episode of True Blood. Welcome back, True Blood!
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 4:29am

OH NO JES!
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 10:36am

The ending was kind of shitty. Classic blue ball. There's a 0% chance she's going to eat it. One of those moments designed to enrage fanboys.
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 2:35pm

LiQuid wrote:The ending was kind of shitty. Classic blue ball. There's a 0% chance she's going to eat it. One of those moments designed to enrage fanboys.
It's hard to tell. Probably not. But True Blood has a track record of killing off characters willy-nilly. Also, she's not a character from the books so there's no way of predicting where they'll take her story. And then there's issues about how fast vampires die in the sunlight. It's supposed to be that the older you are, the faster you burn, so young vampires don't have to worry as much as older ones do. But the show has been remarkably inconsistent with how fast vampires fry in the sun so far.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:39pm

kenzo wrote:
LiQuid wrote:The ending was kind of shitty. Classic blue ball. There's a 0% chance she's going to eat it. One of those moments designed to enrage fanboys.
It's hard to tell. Probably not. But True Blood has a track record of killing off characters willy-nilly.

You're talking about a show that has no less than a dozen parallel and completely worthless storylines going every single episode. This show is the exact opposite of willy nilly when it comes to killing off characters. Also Jessica is a fan favorite and one of the main cast members. Her, Bill, Sookie, Eric and Jason are the safest characters on the show.

Also if you pay attention during that final scene, between Jason getting tackled and Jess opening the door you hear a gunshot. That means Jason had to pull his piece and give one to Bill's guard. She will survive. If she was going to die they wouldn't have teased it like that. The few times a bigger character has died in this show it wasn't with some bullshit Lostian blueball cliffhanger, they've just come out and gotten it over with or made a big tear-jerky moment about it, a la Godric. If you honestly think there's a chance in hell Jessica is dead, you're a total fool.
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:53pm

I dunno... the show has done a pretty good job so far of killing off every hot chick I've liked on there. I wouldn't put it past them to kill of Jessica as well.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:55pm

Why don't you ever see the shit I post that just makes a ton of logical sense and go, "Oh yeah, LiQuid, that does make sense. I'm inclined to believe you on this issue," instead of trying to maintain your clearly misguided take on everything? How many "hot chicks" have they really killed off? How many of them have been around for 4 seasons?
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:59pm

What you've said is a good argument, but I still wouldn't put it completely out of the realm of possibility like you have.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 8th, 2011 @ 6:07pm

This show isn't Walking Dead man. This show feeds off fanboys and fangirls. Besides Sookie's tits, Jessica is literally the only reason boyfriends of fat goth nerdy girls watch this show. There is a less than 0% chance that she dies. But go ahead and keep lying to yourself.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 14th, 2011 @ 10:45pm

Guess I was wrong. RIP Jessica. :(
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 14th, 2011 @ 11:42pm

Boy, aside from the Sookie/Eric nerd porn (so much manass!), that episode was nearly flawless!
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 12:29am

Tonight's episode was pretty bonkers. Even the Sookie/Eric bits were hilarious, especially how retarded they both sounded while hopped up on eachother's blood-drugs. Hands down favorite part of the episode - when Lafayette walks in on ghost-lady in the kitchen and is like "fuck this, I'm out!" :lol:
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 1:33am

You forgot the part where you admit you're stupid for thinking there was even a minuscule fraction of a percent that Jess was gonna eat it. Go ahead, admit it.
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Re: True Blood

Postby ribkicker4 » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 8:01am

I watch the show with my sister every week and I told her Jason is obviously going to tackle her inside. And she was all like, "Yeah, probably."
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 8:54am

LiQuid wrote:You forgot the part where you admit you're stupid for thinking there was even a minuscule fraction of a percent that Jess was gonna eat it. Go ahead, admit it.
LOLOLOL
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 12:56pm

kenzo wrote:
LiQuid wrote:You forgot the part where you admit you're stupid for thinking there was even a minuscule fraction of a percent that Jess was gonna eat it. Go ahead, admit it.
LOLOLOL

And to top it off she got tossed around and manhandled like a bruised and battered housewife all episode! They did the exact OPPOSITE of kill her, which makes you even more stupider! All aboard the sympathy train bitches!
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 4:03pm

I wasn't wrong that there was a possibility of it happening. It just wasn't as big of a possibility as I thought.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 5:08pm

No you were wrong, because there was a 0% chance that it could have happened. You don't get rid of the sole female character in your show that doesn't make males want to cut their dicks off. The blue ball teasing was so blatant only an absolute imbecile could think otherwise. It's hilarious how right I was last week.
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Re: True Blood

Postby kenzo » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 9:40pm

LiQuid wrote:No you were wrong, because there was a 0% chance that it could have happened. You don't get rid of the sole female character in your show that doesn't make males want to cut their dicks off. The blue ball teasing was so blatant only an absolute imbecile could think otherwise. It's hilarious how right I was last week.
Like I've said, they've killed off all the other hot chicks on the show. I'm really not looking forwards to when the new shifter-girl has to die.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 9:45pm

Who exactly are these hot chicks that they've killed off? Go ahead and list them because I can't think of a single main character in this show that has been killed off except for villains and bit roles.

And Godric. But since he's Vampire Jesus, I'm gonna give them a pass on that one.
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Re: True Blood

Postby LiQuid » Aug 15th, 2011 @ 9:50pm

I just checked a list and the only even partially prominent non-villain character they killed who was a "hot chick" was Jason's addict chick from season 1. Yeah, you're right again kenzo. Those producers sure are bloodthirsty. I'll be surprised if we make it out of season 4 with anybody left alive... I'm rolling my eyes at you so hard right now that even posting the emoticon won't do it justice, so just read this sentence a few more times before getting the fuck out.
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