[Rydog]

This week on the Comedy Button, I take a ride on the Murdering Railroad.

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[LiQuid]

Murdertrain is a pretty good excuse for getting out of work. It's not like grandmas where you eventually run out of them. Trains can murder an almost unlimited number of people. This is good foresight, Ryan.

[Olympia]

I know somebody who killed himself on the Caltrain tracks.

The shit about the fucking looney tunes is so true. I went to a continuation high school for my senior year, I got asked to draw suge knight and pin-up girls, but then I also got asked on seperate occasions to draw a high scooby-doo with bloodshot eyes and a smurf smoking a blunt.

[Master Higgins]

I know somebody who killed himself on the Caltrain tracks.

Did you happen to go to Fremont? I know one of the kids there killed himself a few years back on the tracks. It seriously must happen, what, once a month?

[Olympia]

I know somebody who killed himself on the Caltrain tracks.

Did you happen to go to Fremont? I know one of the kids there killed himself a few years back on the tracks. It seriously must happen, what, once a month?

No, The person I knew was from Berkeley. It happened about 4 months ago.

[puppybox]

Anthony is spot on about animals fighting, which is why Tokyo Jungle better deliver. If I can't rain terror down on my enemies as a Pomerania then why do I even play games?

Poor Max, I think he just wants Ryan there because they pick on him more when Ryan is gone