[dakazu]

Got rear ended and then smashed into the person in front of me. Their cars were barely scratched and mine was destroyed.

[LiQuid]

Hey I heard you're gettin some time off of work at least!

[CrossXhunteR]

Do people in Hawaii not know how to drive? Second time in like a year or something you have had your car totaled.

[dakazu]

No.

I got rammed by some haole army asshole who just moved here. The suspect of the hit and run from 2013 was also some shitter the mainland on vacation.

[kenzo]

Nowhere near as shitty as dakazu's car problems, but my car stalled out at the drive through window with a half dozen cars behind me. Probably just a dead battery, maybe a borked starter at most. Still pretty embarrassing situation. Good thing the weather is ok. If this happened a few days from now, it would be 100 degrees right now while I wait for help rather than the comfortable 79.

[dakazu]

Car was deemed totalled by my insurance company. They're giving $ for the current value of the vehicle and now I have only 1 week of car rental left. Time to go shopping for a car.

If anyone has suggestions about cars I'll take them. I've only driven Honda or Toyota because Nationalism yo.

[kenzo]

I hear hyundais are actually good value for quality these days. But then you'll need to patronize the Coreans.

Damn yo, last time I bought a car battery, they were like 50. Just bought one for 125. Wtf??

[LiQuid]

I haven't bought a car in like 15 years, but does it even matter what kind of car you buy anymore? You figure they gotta all be just about the same shit nowadays.

Anyways, my advice, which I already told you is to lease, because buying a car is fucking stupid, and get American because you're a fucking American. Don't get a god damned weeb car god damn it.

[kenzo]

What if I told you Dakazu refuses to file for citizenship?

[dakazu]

I'll never file for citizenship! Fuck jury duty!

[LiQuid]

I'm nominating the sloppy joe as the stupidest fucking food ever invented. Somebody prove me wrong. Let's take everything great about hamburgers and do it the exact opposite and make it impossible to eat without making a shitty slob mess of yourself. Just make me a regular fucking hamburger and let me put some shitty barbecue sauce on it instead of delicious cheese and fresh, crisp vegetables. If you like eating sloppy joes you are a retard.

[dakazu]

What is the origin of the sloppy joe? It honestly feels like hobo food.

[LiQuid]

I'd like to think even fucking hobos would have the common sense to not eat some food that will leave your hands and clothes looking like you've been digging in dog barf.

[LiQuid]

Jury duty.

[LiQuid]

They say they have complementary wi-fi at the courthouse but somehow I don't think they would appreciate me bringing my 3DS and hunning mons while I'm waiting

[CrossXhunteR]

When is it? Have you just received the summons or the phone call confirming you being needed?

[LiQuid]

2 weeks from now. Just the summons. Think I'm just gonna toss it in the trash tbh

[dakazu]

Jury duty.

Sucks to be American

[LiQuid]

Oh I dunno, freedom has been kind of nice.

[dakazu]

Oh I dunno, freedom has been kind of nice.

Ain't nothing a Green Card doesn't fix

[Mr_eX]

Jury duty.

[LiQuid]

Wait, they pay for lunch?

[LiQuid]

Kitty burf'd while I was playing MonHun and I forgot about it until I finished playing MonHun and stepped in it.

[kenzo]

I was outside all day. Had a blast really, so I can't complain too much. But I purposefully brought an umbrella so sit under so I wouldn't be at risk of a sunburn today; wasn't all that enthusiastic about putting on a shitload of sunscreen lotion.

However.

Today in SF, it was a mix of sunny and overcast (duh, stupid Kenzo) which led to getting sunburned anyways, from the UV rays being refracted all over the place from the clouds. So now I've got this wicked burn on my face and arms. Worst part too is that there's these white circles around my eyes that makes me look like a reverse-raccoon.

[Jenn04]

Kitty burf'd while I was playing MonHun and I forgot about it until I finished playing MonHun and stepped in it.

See, if you had invented that kitty barf-sound alarm clock and set it, you'd remember!

[kenzo]

Someone hopped the fence to our backyard for the second time to steal the recyclables we save up to cash in. I'm not even mad, but like, who fucking jumps a fence to steal like $10 of plastic bottles?? I get being down on your luck and shit, but that's not worth going to jail over.

[LiQuid]

Is the culprit in jail? If not they win.

[kenzo]

It's only a matter of time if they're being this stupid. Definitely getting a few cameras to monitor the house now.

[CrossXhunteR]

You get paid to recycle?

[kenzo]

Man, what's it like living in the South?

Ever seen markings on a beverage container that said 'CA CRV'??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Californi ... tion_Value