[kenzo]

Who is his wife?

[jinpei05]

[kenzo]

What's her name?

[jinpei05]

http://tinyurl.com/36r565b

[LiQuid]

LMGTFY only works as a burn to something can be easily googled by the question asker. In this instance, just merely answering the question would have been a suitable response, but the LMGTFY response would have been "Mark Dacascos wife."

[jinpei05]

Shut the fuck up, Eric.

[LiQuid]

???

[kenzo]

http://tinyurl.com/36r565b

If you had given me the name instead of a headshot of her in the first place, I would have googled that.

[LiQuid]

Well in Jin's defense, her name is in the image URL, so I guess it was kind of out there. Though it was an added layer of research required that prevented the burn from coming to fruition.

[kenzo]

Well in Jin's defense, her name is in the image URL, so I guess it was kind of out there.

I considered giving him the pass on that, but who checks image URL names? I usually expect image URLs to be called http:// bit.ly/12322988fkka;df.jpg

[jinpei05]

Well in Jin's defense, her name is in the image URL, so I guess it was kind of out there.

I considered giving him the pass on that, but who checks image URL names? I usually expect image URLs to be called http:// bit.ly/12322988fkka;df.jpg

Here's an better question: why didn't you go to his wikipedia page in the first place, you lazy fuck?

[kenzo]

Well in Jin's defense, her name is in the image URL, so I guess it was kind of out there.

I considered giving him the pass on that, but who checks image URL names? I usually expect image URLs to be called http:// bit.ly/12322988fkka;df.jpg

Here's an better question: why didn't you go to his wikipedia page in the first place, you lazy fuck?

The same reason why you're getting stupid and hostile over this - absolutely no reason.

[ATC 1982]

I thought it was a great episode ...

[jinpei05]

Well in Jin's defense, her name is in the image URL, so I guess it was kind of out there.

I considered giving him the pass on that, but who checks image URL names? I usually expect image URLs to be called http:// bit.ly/12322988fkka;df.jpg

Here's an better question: why didn't you go to his wikipedia page in the first place, you lazy fuck?

The same reason why you're getting stupid and hostile over this - absolutely no reason.

I'm not getting stupid and hostile. You're just a troll.

[LiQuid]

You're just a troll.

You keep saying that to everybody. I'm starting to think you don't really know what it means.

[jinpei05]

You're just a troll.

You keep saying that to everybody. I'm starting to think you don't really know what it means.

Why is it that you assume that every time somebody says something here that they are being 100% stone faced serious or trolling? I haven't said it in a while, but I'll try it again...

Lighten up.

[LiQuid]

But I'm not trolling. Is "trolling" just anytime somebody makes a post directed at you?

[jinpei05]

But I'm not trolling. Is "trolling" just anytime somebody makes a post directed at you?

Trolling: When someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

I know what it means. And I know you excel at it. Just take a look at the first page of the PAX 2011 thread.

[LiQuid]

Trolling: When someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

And you do absolutely none of that.

[jinpei05]

Trolling: When someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

And you do absolutely none of that.

Never said I didn't. And I don't do it nearly to the degree you do. How could I? I'm only a mere Dalek, looking to eliminate everyone on the forums who's not part of the master race.

[CeramicDragon]

Who is the actor that did a stare down with McGarret at the golf course? He looks familiar.

You mean Wo Fat? He's Mark Dacascos aka the Chairman from Iron Chef America.

No, I mean the other guy who was standing and did a major staredown with him. He had no speaking part.

[jinpei05]

You mean Shang Tsung's brother? According to cast listing, his name is William Maeda.

[LiQuid]

Hey one of you guys that watches this show come tell me what's in the box after tomorrow's episode! I'm intrigued but not enough to watch the show.

[kenzo]

Hey one of you guys that watches this show come tell me what's in the box after tomorrow's episode! I'm intrigued but not enough to watch the show.

Probably another clue that sends them on another wild goose chase that gets them one step closer, but nowhere near any conclusion/finality.

[jinpei05]

Hey one of you guys that watches this show come tell me what's in the box after tomorrow's episode! I'm intrigued but not enough to watch the show.

Probably another clue that sends them on another wild goose chase that gets them one step closer, but nowhere near any conclusion/finality.

kenzo's wrong. The box contained a bunch of unsolved mysteries that McGarrett's dad was working on, including the murder of his wife, which was covered up to look like an accident and now solved.

Anyway, the box doesn't exist anymore. Shang Tsung threw it out and got his fingerprints all over it, and that's why he's in jail.

[LiQuid]

Man what a let down. The way it was presented in the commercial it sounded like it was going to be something bloody. There was like a chick and she looked down and went "Ohmigawd!" or something like that, and I was like "I need to know what's in that box!" Stupid fucking marketers. Oh well, I'm glad they didn't rope me into watching it at least.

[GiantAsianMan]

Hey one of you guys that watches this show come tell me what's in the box after tomorrow's episode! I'm intrigued but not enough to watch the show.

Probably another clue that sends them on another wild goose chase that gets them one step closer, but nowhere near any conclusion/finality.

kenzo's wrong. The box contained a bunch of unsolved mysteries that McGarrett's dad was working on, including the murder of his wife, which was covered up to look like an accident and now solved.

Anyway, the box doesn't exist anymore. Shang Tsung threw it out and got his fingerprints all over it, and that's why he's in jail.

No, jinpei's wrong. The box in question was in last night's episode (which I haven't seen yet, but I saw the promo LiQuid was refering to), and it's not the toolbox McGarrett's dad left him. It's a cardboard box that they find at a crime scene. My guess is that it's Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

[LiQuid]

Yes! Somebody watch ASAP! Was it a head? I was hoping for a head! Gwenny Paltrow's head would just be a bonus!!!

[GiantAsianMan]

Yes! Somebody watch ASAP! Was it a head? I was hoping for a head! Gwenny Paltrow's head would just be a bonus!!!

Still haven't watched the episode yet, but since I'm not a spoiler-phobe (especially not with a show like Hawaii Five-0), here's what's in the box:

Spoiler: show

some dude's head. Some plot involving a faux-kidnapping, I think. From EW.com:

...a woman who, with the help of her lover, killed her cancer-stricken husband and tried to send his severed head to her father so he would think her kidnappers were serious and pay them $5 million in ransom (which would set her and her lover up nicely in Paris).

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/18/hawai ... k-surfing/

[LiQuid]

Cool! Head was a best case scenario, though it's disappointing that I guessed it so readily. You'd think they would have tried to throw you for a loop and not go the Se7en route.